I am on my knees begging Ominus has the LONGEST MOST LUXURIOUS EYELASHES and I am on console so my screenshots suck and would you be a dear and do them the JUSTICE they DESERVE with your powers of HI DEF and PORES
sometimes I see things that are so absurdly horny that it circles back around to being sexless you know what I mean
like when I see really horny art of female characters where the sexiness is so generic – their boobs are cartoonishly large and they have a waist the size of an atom and some vacant ahegao stare etc – I’m just like hmmmm this is so uninteresting and kinda repulsive I think I’d be more aroused by a tin can
It’s five miles south of the Canadian border, twelve miles west of the state line. I’ve never seen so many trees in my life. As W.C. Fields would say, “I’d rather be here than Philadelphia.”
people will bring up the fictional murder as if i had anything to do with it or could stop it. like i’m not aware. “you know this freak KILLS people right?” man what do you want me do about that. i’m not his keeper. he’s funny to observe. and also not real
i’ll talk to him about it i guess? bring it up over dinner? what do you want me to say. sorry?
